Tag: #Westhoe

  • Pre-Field Day, On the Blacktop

    Two studs, no duds, sprang to life and into the latest edition of The Hoedown. Temperatures remained 70 and sunny. According to the Espresso-to-Go-Go team setting up for Field Day, the following might have happened:

    COP: Mosey around the larger parking lot, run the circle, and end up on the blacktop.

    SSHs, Dead Man Hang, and various stretches. Work in some mercans, arm circles, helicopters, squats, and ab exercises, including all the wars (WWI, WWII, and American Civil War). Reminder: ACWs are a heels-to-Heaven rolling into a WWI.

    Mosey to the – oh, YHC’s weird knee issue flared, so mosey more slowly – wall for people’s chair.

    After a slight recovery, line up. Then, sprint to the first basketball hoop, do 5 mercans, and back to the start. 2nd hoop, 10 mercans. 3rd hoop, 15. 4th, 20.

    Second round, LBCs, but do 10, 20, 30, and 40.

    Third round, monkey humpers. 10, 20, 30, 40.

    Fourth round, side straddle hops, single count. 10, 20, 30, 40.

    Walk it off…then mosey to the school wall for a self-administered triple check, including touch-a-tree.

    People’s chair, run the loop, 25 LBCs, and touch three trees. Do this 3 times, OYO.

    Slow-sy to the smaller parking lot. Grab a parking space. 3 mercans, 3 WWIIs, and 3 squats per space. Go halfway around.

    Then, mosey to the bus circle, 4 loops, and BTTVSF.

    Finish with 3 burpees…and then add 2 burpees, and then add 1 burpee to wrap it up.

    Numbers, names, and YHC took us out.

    NMS: 2 person workouts are great for mumble chatter and a good excuse to avoid counting in cadence. All numbers are unaudited.

    Prayers for Charlotte and YHC’s grad school classmates (11 deceased in 25 years).

  • Monkey humpers near the Yard Sale

    16 Pax regulars including a spirited young new regular went to Short Pump to workout and clean litter from last night’s workouts.

    COP: DQs, jazzercise, merkins, arm circles, cherry pickers, freddies. Mosey to football field.

    Cumulative go ten yards, do 10 of an exercise. Then 10 and 20 yards 20 exercises, 10, 20 and 30, 10, 20 30 and 40 and lastly 10, 20, 30,40 and 50. Exercises were merkins, WWIIs, 2 count mountain climbers, jump squats and SSHs.

    Mosey to other side and repeato with 10 HRMs (50 total), 20 Irish hammers (80 total), 30 Carolina Dry docks (90 total), 40 squats (80 total) and 50 LBCs (50 total). 80 Irish hammers suc%s pretty bad.

    Mosey to field next to yard sale. Dora with 50 burpees, 150 American hammers and 250 monkey humpers. I did not look at the yard sale to see if the patrons were admiring our monkey humper form. I did notice a number of more mature folk; that may be what Pigskin would be doing if he didn’t kick so much a#s. Mosey back to home base.

    Triple check with balls to the wall, flutter kicks and a run around most of the parking lot. Finished with DQs, a dancing exercise suggested by Fire Chicken and Dead Man Hang.

    Closed in prayer for Charlotte, Mary and those looking for work and/or suffering from the drought. I am told that Upchuck may be looking for a replacement for the Bridge. Coffeeteria was good as always. Thanks for letting me lead!

    Fireman Ed

  • It all makes sense now

    Six stalwarts of the WestHoe gathered on a 70 and sunny morning to see if GP knows any other Q routines. According to the grown man on the treadmill on a beautiful morning this is how it went down more or less

    Welcome, Disclaimer. 9 Gurpee start Mosey to COP, doing some bear crawls and crawl bears along the way.

    COP, all IC and x10 unless indicated. Mountain Climber x26, DQ, Imp Walkers, Ukrainian Soldiers, Arm circles x20, reverso x20, Turn n Bounce. Mercan. Chaos Mercan x4. Flutter kicks.

    Triple check across bridge and burpee. Mix of ab and shoulder exercises.

    Triple check across deck and burpee. Mix of leg and shoulder exercises. Monkey Humpers for the cameras.

    Too close for comfort gazebo. Sit squats, Dips x20, Split squats each side, Dips x20. Sumo squats, Climax Dips.

    Mosey to hill. Love hill bear crawl, lunges, broad jump burpees.

    Mary to wrap it up.

    YHC took us out. Prayers for the PAX.

    NMS – It all makes sense is the theme of the day. Lively discussion about expansion and summer time workouts in pool lots – a vision for a log time awaiting execution. 6p workouts at pool lots using signs and next door to motivate the motivators – if we get the right mix of new regs, we migrate to another neighborhood and encourage mornings. Roger Roger will get us started.

    Get some!

  • Into the Bush -or- Senior day

    Ten Terrible Trees beat the rush to get to the first workout of the day. According to our cycling friend aggressive and reliable to drive through our frolics, this is what went down, more or less.

    Welcome, disclaimer, 9 Gurpee start. Mosey to COP.

    COP all IC – Mountain Climbers 55x + 1, DQ x10, Turn and bounce x10, Ukranian Soldier x10, Imperial Walker x10, Albatross Arms: 20x Arm Circles forward, 20x reverse, 10x overhead clap, 10x Seal clap. Mercan x20, Wide arm x10, Diamond x5, Ranger x5, Fingers in x5, Fingers out x5,Sumo Squat x20, Split Squats Each side x10, WW2x20, Hello Dolly x10, Hola Rosalita x10, Heels to Heaven x10, Freddy Mercury x10, Mercury Freddy x10, Bohemian Rhapsody x5 LBCfest: 20 reg, 10 RLS, 10 LLS, 10 BLS. 10 45deg legs, 10 90deg legs, APD x10, Pilates APD x10, TTPT Stretch, Superman reaches x10. 32 min complete.

    Dora, Mercans, WW2, Squats. Mosey across parking area. Called at 200 squats.

    YHC took us out. Prayers for the PAX. 2F at Starbucks.

    NMS – 9 years ago today YHC started F3 and today is also the day YHC can get free coffee at McDs, and discounts at the finest retailers, except Starbucks apparently. As we assembled from our vantage, it seemed like Horneydo drove into the bush when he arrived, which the pax thought was a natural place for our favorite Ginger Redwood to be.

    Mumble chatter throughout was on par, spilling into 2F, including a story about a FL based mother daughter dancing team and other local highlights for which one PAX downplayed eagerly taking notes. The value of higher education was discussed. Finally, we regaled in an interesting solution to Social Security insolvency as well as happy foretellings for our future.

    Cannot express enough gratitude to the PAX that push each other. Iron Sharpens Iron.

    Get some!