By-Product’s Aunt Edna Infatuation

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Five able-bodied men rolled up for By-Product’s second Q in the past six years, expecting a light credit workout. Aunt Edna, punctual as always, was already there and casually mentioned she outposted Attila for the month of May.

Before kicking off pre-work warmups, By-Product led the PAX over to meet Aunt Edna. During the meet-and-greet, we learned her real name is Linda—and it didn’t take long for the group to agree she’s earned at least quadruple respect.

Circle up for warm up:

  • Side Staddle Hops IC 15
  • Don Quixote IC 15 (w/perfect Attila form)
  • Helicopters IC 15
  • Arm Circles IC 10 small / 5 big
  • The Merkin IC 15
  • APD’s IC 15 (w/Gomer Pyle in mind)

Jack Web:

  • Mosey to Octagon thing in front of the clubhouse
  • 1 2-count step up
  • 4 arm raises for each 2-count step up
  • Repeat until last set of (10) 2-count step ups and (40) arm raises.

Burpee 6-Pack:

  • Mosey to the top of the hill by the tennis courts.
  • Do 1 burpee
  • Run to the bottom of the hill – touch the fence, run back up the hill.
  • Do 2 burpees.
  • Rinse and repeat until we have done a 6-pack of burpees.

Triple Check:

  • Mosey to boat ramp where Aunt Edna will be waiting.
  • Timer – run to top of hill
  • Exercise 1 – Freddie Mercuries
  • Exercise 2 – Squats

Playground Action:

  • Mosey to the playground and pair up
  • PLT’s (2 sets of 20)
  • Jerkins (2 sets of 20)

Circle up at the invisible shovel flag:

  • 5 sets of Merkins – each set selected by the PAX
  • American Hammers – 25 OYO
  • Crunchy Frogs – 25 OYO
  • Don Quixote IC 13

Announcements: Joey Chestnut graduates this morning and recognized his achievement. Congrats!

Numberama, Namarama, By-Product took us out.

Great work men!