It’s the Mullet of Cars

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YHC thinks he got that right, but in any case, 3 men of driving means met on the mean streets of Westham for a meandering beatdown. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the facilities person who showed up 45 minutes late for his work(out), the following might have happened:

COP:

Mosey to the small teacher’s parking lot. Triangle up.

Surprisingly, we started with side-straddle hops. Saab-style. No cadence, Handshake-style.

Dead Man Hang.

Right leg high. Left leg high.

Hand release ‘mercans. Or, in Bodo’s’ case, no release, all-dry ‘mercans.

(Side Note: YHC posits that possessive of “Bodo’s” would be “Bodo’s’.” Please put your thoughts in the Comments. And, while you are at it, hit “Like” and “Subscribe.”).

Copperhead Squats.

Imperial Walkers.

Mosey 3 Paces to YHC’s Left for Parking Space Trios

3 mercans, 3 WWIIs, 3 squats at each space. Approximately 18 spaces. 3 burpees at any space that is marked “No Parking.”

Mosey to the School for 7’s

Like elevens, only 7s. Flutter kicks and decline ‘mercans on the asphalt hill. Run to the wall and back.

Touch-a-Tree.

Touch x number of trees. But, you can’t touch the same tree 2 times. Except, because there are not many trees, but there are lots of tree trunks, you can touch multiple trunks on the same tree.

Bonus: Touching the Tuckahoe Rock triggers a 2x multiple.

Negative: Touching the Tuckahoe Rock AND touching the same tree trunk two times triggers a .5x multiplier (a penalty factor, if you will). Remember, kids, even one of the 10 Commandments calls out liars and cheaters.

Triangle Up. Numbers, names, and YHC took us out with a message of thanks.

Great to see you two today. Thank you for letting me lead.