A Taint-ucation

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After suggesting Lockjaw needed no headlamp, off we went to the darkest area in all of Henrico County.

Here’s what transpired:

Traveling COP to the Devil’s Taint

  • Dead Man Hang
  • Good Mornings
  • Arm Circles
  • Overhead Claps
  • Seal Claps
  • Copperhead Squats
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Merkins
  • Box Cutters
  • Mountain Climbers

Double Trouble

  • P1 – Run to turnaround point and back (3 houses up on the right)
  • P2 – Lt. Dans
  • 10 Booyah Merkins and Flip
  • Mosey to first turnaround point
  • P1 – Run to next turnaround point and back (3 more houses on the right)
  • P2 – WWIIs
  • 10 Booyah Merkins and Flip
  • Mosey to second turnaround point

Repeato 2 more rounds dropping the Booyahs on the last cycle

DORA 1-2-3

  • P1 – Bernie up the hill and run back
  • P2 – 100 x Carolina Dry Docks, 200 x Monkey Humpers, 300 x Invisible Jump Ropes

Haul a$$ back to VSF

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

Hadn’t Q’d a bootcamp in a while and felt inspired after educating my 2.0 on what a taint is the other day.  Welcome to the new guy, full of hope and the innocence of youth.  Vandelay named him Bottom Rig for his affinity to fishing on Monday at Hoedown, but since he has yet to write a backblast YHC feels certain it is in the F3 bylaws to rename him, or at least give him the better name that Handshake had suggested, Special K.  We can continue to debate.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Prayers for Kubota’s knee and Pigskin’s ticker