Esther Williams Spread

A lucky 11 descended upon 45 minutes of Gerry to see if the velcro on their Depends would hold. This is what transpired, more or less….

COT: Light stretching, merkins, and what have you

Early Bird Special: Bear Crawl, 10 Merkins, Crab Walk,10 WWIIs. Traversing about 6 trees.

Next: 10 Merkins and 10 Dips. Run point to point. 3 iterations

Catch me if you Can: One Lap. Partner does 5 merkins while other runs backwards.

Balls to Wall, Chicken Peckers, Bear Crawls, Out and Back Run, Donkey Kicks…out and back run

Partner Up: Partner runs out and does 5 pull ups while other partner does series of exercises. 4 iterations: Merkins, WWII, MC’s, Dollys.

Finish: Suicides and Crab Walks, then ring of fire.

NMS:

Beyond the din of TYA’s excessive commentary not much to add…

YHC is continuing to be mistaken for TYA, you can make pretty much any running route phallus-shaped, and Esther Williams had it going-on for a randy 4th grader.

Announcements:

Thoughts and prayers to Bleeder’s mom who is in the hospital.

Ongoing support to TYA as he continues his treatments.

Saab abides – when able.

Comments

3 responses to “Esther Williams Spread”

  1. Saab Avatar
    Saab

    Nice work today fellas, and thank you for putting up with my nonsense.

  2. Bodo's Avatar
    Bodo’s

    Great work Saab, that DEFINITELY did not feel like a Jerry workout to me.

  3. Upchuck Avatar
    Upchuck

    Esther Williams was quite the men’s lady. Wikipedia listed her ex-husband, then the word MORE (hyperlink). Four in total. None named Gerry.