Sometimes…you just want to hear someone say it!!!
Boys of summer never disappoints. Today we were 14 strong who came out to battle the wet field left behind from yesterday’s storms. According to the Apples, here’s what went down.
LIST OF TRANSGRESSIONS:
Yips:
– Rudy had bad posture, got his weight on his toes, and his bad form caused a light tap to feel like a big push
Patriot Games:
– Questionable End zone size & placement. This took two scores off the board for Festivus
– Erroneous out-of-bounds calls to throw off rhythm
– Futon with some very aggressive defensive chest bumping
– Switched the ball at kick-off to a slicker, oddly colored ball
– Rubbing the ball in the wet grass, falling a step behind…
– Fandango not making a football move before securing the catch
– Wanting to change the rules of BEATDOWN Currency
Luckily, fortune favors the bold and the Yips rose above it (just like Warby did in the back corner of the end zone) and came out victorious 9-6 (9-7?)
Shoutouts:
- Rudy had an early drop, the Yips did their battlecry and we could tell it was on like Donkey Kong from there!
- Yips debuted a new uniform to the delight of many
- Cookie had the best throw of the day!
- Da Bear with a pick 6 – Freight train!
- Boberry making plays all over the field
- Duke needs to ice up his Nutzy tonight
Biggest success of the day was hearing that Big Rig’s mom’s scans came back clear, praise the Lord!
Next week – Basketball!
Yips 2, Patriot Games 1