Tag: Bermuda Triangle

Goyne Park

  • Dimensional Expansion

    The fourth dimension of the Bermuda Triangle continues to expand. 8 wary expeditioners embarked on the following journey. Beware :

    F3 Disclaimers

    Warmarama : 20 SSH IC, 15 Ukrainian Soldiers IC, 15 IW’s IC, 10 Merkins IC

    THE THANG :

    Mosey to first playground behind school

    3 sets of the following : 5 Pull Ups, 10 Jerkins, 15 Calf Raises while balancing on bar, 15 WWII’s on bench, 15 incline Merkins, Side to Side swings across Monkey Bars, Climb up and over vertical bars

    Mosey to gravel track

    Lunges across the entire straight away (about 100 meters)

    Mosey to parking lot next to disc golf course

    Mary : 15 one legged LBC’s on each side, 10 LBC’s with both legs extended straight out, 20 Flutters IC

    Mosey into disc golf course, take a left then enter the grassy field

    BLIMPS (5 Burpees, 10 Lunges DC, 15 IW’s DC, 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jax, 30 Squats

    Mosey to different playground

    10 Pull Ups OYO

    Mosey to benches by baseball field

    30 Dips

    Mosey to basketball court

    1 set of Suicides to foul line, half court, opposite foul line, opposite end line then back

    Mosey to parking lot down the hill next to football field

    Sprint to far side of parking lot, then Sprint back to beginning

    Bear Crawl up the grass hill

    Mosey BTTF

    DONE

    Numbers, Names, YHC took us out

    Prayers for healing for Big Rig’s mom

    Announcements :

    -This Thursday lunch at 11:45 am at Rusty Taco in Midlothian (Westchester Commons plaza)

    -Sat 8/5 School of Rock family bootcamp for M’s and 2.0s at 8 am immediately following the Rock N Roll Q

    -Lots of other announcements on Slack

    NMMS : Great to see Broadway at Bermuda today after his post at Rock N Roll a couple weeks ago. Also great to see House Party make the trek today. It’s encouraging to start to see the growth of this AO. We now have 6 PAX who live in Chester : Broadway, Mr. Kimble, Preach, State Farm, Posh, and Shaw-Shank. Mudslide and YHC live very close to Chester also. If we had Big Rig and Shaw-Shank today then we would have had 10 PAX which is a good goal going forward if the stars align and we can all make it. Have a great day and rest of your week brothers!

  • The story that really never ends

    Six men woke up out of their fart sacks to enter the gloom of the Bearmuda Triangle and found themselves Bear Crawling trying to make it home but ended back to the same base they started from! ?

    How it all began with Don Quixotes who entered into the Helicopter crashing down to LBCs and had to American Hammer they’re way out!

    The six men found themselves in a steep hill and had to challenge themselves to crabwalk up which a burbee stumbled the back down to tag there partner which was stuck doing some Merkins which took 3 times to finally make it all up the hill.

    The storm started to get rough and that’s when we ran into the Bearmuda Triangle…(back to beginning) Bear crawling to where they thought it would be safe they mosey’d on to an island which each person with a partner managed to lunge along side its perimeter while the other looked for help and found none to return back to have his partner give it a try until they got to the end of the island.

    Into the woods we went trying a different tactic switching partners one ran to find help again but again found none to return to his partner bear crawiling and others crab walking under brushes switching positions until they got to the corner of the woods.

    At the corner there was a body of water so we had to make a bridge across the creek so everyone lined up to a plank position while the other did an Over/Under repeatedly until they made it across.

    Almost at the end of their journey they decided to do a workout!!! Partner leg tosses out of all things!

    We saw a flag from a distance which signaled our circle of trust! No man was left behind… End of story! (Or is it)

    I do want to add while this was a tough workout it was a lot of fun!

  • We Love to Like to Hate

    7 strong, including an FNG at the latest round of the Bermuda Triangle! The fellas were ready to put in some work today. A brief summary for your viewing pleasure…….

    Mosey to the elementary school for Warm-Up:
    Don Quixote’s, Arm Circles, Ukranian Soldiers, Cherry Pickers, HRM’s, Choking LBC’s, Freddy Mercury’s.

    To the Basketball court for Exercise One: Leg Circuit.
    Out and back on the court doing to the following exercises:
    Lunge Walk
    Big Rig Jig
    Broad Jump
    Karaoke
    Appalachian Lunge Walk
    Bernie Sanders
    Flying Monkey Humpers

    Back to the Parking lot to retrieve coupons, then out to the football field for Exercise Two:

    Circuit: Each PAX completes the following
    Runner with parachute – sprint to end zone and back
    Upright row (kettlebell)
    Lawnmower Pulls (kettle)
    Merkins
    Shoulder Taps
    Jump Squats

    to the Parking Lot for Ab Circuit. Everyone picks a 50 count ab exercise.
    LBC’s
    Freddy Mercury’s
    Straight Leg LBC’s
    Side Straddle Hops
    Standing High Knees
    WWII’s
    American Hammers

    Back to Flag for two minutes of Monkey Humpers

    Numbers/Names/Announcements/Prayer Request

    YHC took us out

    Final thoughts:

    It was awesome hanging with the Triangle Mafia this morning. Big welcome to Mr. Kimble, who is a friend of Preach. He had a great debut – keep posting! Big Rig is so strong that he broke the parachute.

    SYITG

  • Bermuda Triangle Basketball?

    5 Bballers showed up for a Big Rig Beatdown at Goyne Park in Chester. It was Mudslide’s first time at this AO and I believe he was pretty impressed and he didn’t even get to see half of it. Here’s what YHC had in store for them.

    Start out at the basketball court where the school left out the basketballs.

    Warmup right into the workout.

    Started out with high knee kicks(not sure what else to call them)

    SSH, Don Quyotes, Helicopters,

    LBCs In Cadence, regular, one leg out, both legs out,

    American Hammers

    Heel touchers

    Merkins

    Mosey over to the playground for some abs for running. I got some funny looks when I said something about this before we started.

    A Dora. Partner up, YHC flew solo.

    Each team would complete the following while the partner ran to the transformer and back.

    100 hanging leg raises

    200 Toe taps

    300 Imperial walkers

    I call this Abs for running because the legs get heavy on long runs and this helps strengthen those muscles.

    Mosey back to the basketball court for a few games of knockout. Pretty sure most everyone played this in gym class. 2 basketballs, line up at the free throw 1st person shoots, then the second. If the second person makes it before the first, the first one is knocked out. Once you are knocked out you have to do 10 burpees. Winner gets to pick an exercise for everyone to do. Florence won the first 2, and I think State Farm won the 3rd.

    Stay on the court for a couple rounds of Suicides.

    Mosey back to the flag for some curb dips (chair) and Carolina Dry Docks x2 In Cadence

    Mudslide led us with a couple minutes of Broga.

    Names and numbers. Check Slack for announcements.

    YHC took us out.

  • In a pinch and a broken shovel flag.

    Got to the AO, last minute audible on who’s gonna be the Q.

    Went to insert my shovel flag into the ground, and with all my mighty strength, I snapped my shovel flag in half… either that or I bought the cheapest shovel I could find.

    3 hard chargers showed up for a make it up as you go Q session.

    Mosey to the basketball court.

    Warm up:Side straddle hops, Don Quixote’s, imperial walkers, super Mario jumps, karaoke

    Mosey to the football field.

    Four Corners: 10 burpees, 20 Merkins, 30 jump squats, 40 flutter kicks, no prostitute style, there was a preacher with us, didn’t seem appropriate.

    Florence’s Black Jack, Choose your own adventure style:

    Black Jack, Still 1 rep on one side run 40 yards 20 rep on the other side, run back to the other side, working your way up to 20 on one side, and down to 1 on the other. The choose your own adventure part, each of us had the freedom to choose what workout we did when we got to each side. This work out is a great filler if you don’t have an extensive game plan.

    Mosey back to the parking lot: few extra minutes left.

    Ring of fire, 10 of our favorite Merkins

    COT: No prayer requests

    Special Thanks to State Farm and Preach with suggestions during this Q.

    Looking forward to the summer, hoping the weather stays the way it is, and that I can hit as many AO’s as possible this summer.

  • Bermuda Triangle – untapped

    7 stallions skipped the fartsack this morning. Who’s ready for another SOJ takeover. Here’s how it went down…

    WARMARAMA: One mosey lap around the parking lot, circle up for: SSH, DQ, Helicopters, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, LBCs, Flutter Kicks.

    THE THANG: Four Corners Beast Combine
    4 Corners: 10 Merkins, 20 Heals to Heaven, 30 Squats, 40 Monkey Humpers.
    Beast1: Merkins
    3 Corners: 20 Heals to Heaven, 30 Squats, 40 Monkey Humpers
    Beast2: Merkins, Heals to Heaven
    2 Corners: 30 Squats, 40 Monkey Humpers
    Beast3: Merkins, Heals to Heaven, Squats
    1 Corner: 40 Monkey Humpers
    Beast4: Merkins, Heals to Heaven, Squats, Monkey Humpers

    Mosey to the other side of the field.
    Sprint back to the other side.

    BTTF for a ring of Fire, and close with Florence introducing the not so lazy, lazy Boy.

    YHC took us out!

    Announcements: Deliverance is coming. Grab your Kayak, paddleboard or tube and meet us on the James. Contact Kubota for details. 6/21 5am

    NMS: Bermuda Triangle what a great AO, much bigger than I thought and now I’m a bit disappointed I didn’t venture off the map. I’ll be back. We got a bit dirty today with the four corners beast combine, well done boys. I’m gassed after that. All checked out of the Airbnb and headed back to Midlo.

    Oyster

  • A new parking lot can’t stop us

    5 hard charges gathered at the Bermuda Triangle to find that the parking lot was closed because of a repave. No worries, one benefit of being there at 5:30 in the morning is there is no one around to worry about where we park.

    Mosey to the basketball court.

    Imperial Walkers, Ukranian Soldiers, Cherry Pickers, Super Mario Jumps, Karaoke, Mercans, and WWII’s

    Mosey to the football field.

    4 work out stations,

    Station 1 Side straddle hops

    Station 2 Plank hand walk up to bench (I’m not sure what the name of the exercise it, but really works out the chest and back

    Station 3 Tri-Cep dips

    Station 5 20 squat jacks, and then run to station 1. Everybody rotates. X3

    Intermission, Blue Falcon Mercans (this is a super top secret workout still in the Alpha phase. It has a few rough edges, but I think I got it ironed out for the next time I Q. So, if you’re interested in doing some blue falcon mercans, keep your eye out for my next Q)

    Four Corners around the football field (No Prostitue style…)

    Corner 1 10 Burpees

    Corner 2 20 Mercans

    Corner 3 30 WWII’s

    Corner 4 50 Smurff Jacks

    Moving on

    Paddling the Canoe:
    Indigenous American Hammers, with the hard charger in the rear doing lunges to the front.

    Mosey back to where the cars were parked

    extra few minutes, closed out with plank position, low plank position, Mercans, and WWII’s

    COT

    Drinks at Diamond Billard’s starting @ 5:30 pm on Friday June 10th

    Prayer Requests:
    Please keep Florences Father in your prayers as he is dealing with health issues

    and Bigriggs Mother-in-Law who is having personal issues.

    I haven’t done a Q for a while now, I forgot how much I enjoy doing it. My goal this summer is to visit more AO’s and work out with new groups/meet people I’ve only seen at CSUP/Convergence, and maybe do a few Q’s at different locations. If you haven’t done a Q yet, give some thought about doing it. I promise your first one will be messy, but you’ll get through it, learn from it, and have a great time doing it. Take care.

  • The Hard Stuff

    2 Twilight Zone Warriors entered the dimension of the Bermuda Triangle. This may or may not have happened :

    F3 Mission Statement

    Warmarama : 20 SSH IC, 10 Ukrainian Soldiers IC, 10 IW’s IC, 10 Merkins IC

    Mosey to first playground behind school : 2 Sets of the Following – Swing Across Monkey Bars and 5 Pull Ups

    Mosey to second playground : Swing across Monkey Bars at every area where there’s bars

    Mosey to third playground : 10 Bicep Pull Ups then 5 Regular Pull Ups

    Mosey to fourth playground : 5 Chin Ups, 5 Bicep Pull Ups, 5 Regular Pull Ups (This school has a lot of playgrounds)

    Mosey to gravel track : 100 meters of Lunges

    Mosey to first playground for 20 Dips

    Mosey to Covered Pavilion at the Park : 30 Gomer One Legged LBCs with Left Leg Raised then 30 more with Right Leg Raised, then 30 with Both Legs Raised

    Mosey to grass hill that goes down to football field : 10 Sets of Bernie Sanders up the hill

    Mosey to football field : 4 sets of 100 yard sprints

    Mosey to pavement by grass hill : 30 Gomer One Legged LBCs with Left Leg Raised then 30 more with Right Leg Raised (Repeato both sides again), then do 30 Merkins

    Mosey to bottom of grass hill : Front Facing Crab Walk up the hill then mosey back down, Crawl Bear up the hill then mosey back down

    Mosey to Covered Pavilion : 40 Dips, 20 Incline Merkins, 20 Step Ups with right leg only, 20 Step Ups with left leg only, 30 Gomer One Legged LBCs with Left Leg Raised then 30 more with Right Leg Raised

    Mosey BTTF for 40’ish seconds of Alternating Punches while holding Al Gore

    DONE

    Numbers, Names, YHC took us out

    See Slack for Announcements

    NMMS : It was one of those days…rainy, muggy, tired from convergence, fart sack felt nice….but YHC signed up to Q so I needed to get my rear end to the AO. Thankful for Big Rig’s presence and push this morning. I stole Gomer’s ab work out from the convergence yesterday if you couldn’t tell from this BB. Those one legged LBC’s sucked and really exposed an area that needs improvement in YHC’s core strength (Faceplant agreed). I will be using those again.

  • Bermuda Triangle

    We only played the front 9

    It was a 5some at the Bermuda Triangle at Goyne Park in Chester. YHC was thankful for the beautiful morning. We were missing a regular but had 2 newcomers to the Triangle. Here’s what happened.

    We started out with the usual warmup

    Side Strattle Hops X15 In Cadence

    Don Quyotes x10 IC

    Imperial Walkers x10 IC

    LBCs x10 IC

    Merkins x10 IC

    Mosey over to the playground for a pentuple check

    3 sets each

    10 Pull ups

    10 Jerkins

    20 balldippers DC

    15 toes to bar on the monkey bars

    20 chair dips

    We moseyed over to the disc golf course(something we only recently discovered since it has gotten light enough)

    YHC has been trying to figure out something to do on this ever since I found out it was here.

    We would do the following at each hole, running between each hole

    1 1 Burpee

    2 2 Burpees

    3 3 Burpees

    4 Lt. Dans, 3 burpees

    5 Lt Dans, 3 burpees

    6 Lt. Dans, 3 burpees

    7 Merkins, 6 Lt. Dans, 3 burpees

    8 Merkins, 6 Lt. Dans, 3 burpees

    9 Merkins, 6 Lt. Dans, 3 burpees

    We moseyed our way towards the flag but stopped for a short round of Chaplain’s Indigenous Polesmokers with the trailer crab walking to the front.

    Back to the flag

    Quick Merkins ring of fire then Finish up

    Names (Name the FNG),Numbers.

    Check Slack for announcements

    Pray for Florence who’s hip is bothering him.

    Great to have #StateFarm post with us for the first time and welcome to Preach, our FNG!

    Everyone have a great day!

  • Groiner Goynes

    Warm up at the basketball court: Side Straddle Hops, Don Quixotes, LBC’s & Flutter kicks

    Mosey on the the kids playground for a tripe check of 10 pull ups, 20 LBC’s & 20 (2) count American Hammers

    On to the baseball field for the favorite of Bermuda…The Bearmuda Triangle! (Stayed off the bases & dirt, grass only) ~3 markers ~3Oyds apart in shape of a
    triangle (used bases as markers). Pax performs one burpee at first
    marker and bear crawls to 2nd marker, 2
    burpees and bear crawl to 3rd marker, 3
    burpees and bear crawl back to 1st marker.
    Rinse and Repeat x 3.

    Quick run, did a lap on the dirt trail around the basketball court then into the trails enjoying the scenery of the lake in the gloom to stop at what I just made up as Station (1) run to do a workout at 3 separate markers: 10 Merkins, 20 LBC’s & 20 (2) count American Hammers. Then back on thrle trails to find Station 2, run to each marker: 5 burpees, 20 Merkins & 20 (2) count Mountain Climbers. Quick run to the 3rd Station, each marker: 10 Merkins, 20 (2) count flutter kicks & 20 (2) count Mountain Climbers.

    Back to the flag and had a few minutes left for a ring of fire… 10 Merkins of your own choosing & 10 Ab workouts of your own. Side Straddle Hops then Stretches on your own.

    Announcements

    5/29/23 – Memorial Day convergence at Tredagar.

    5/21/23 – Reminder to the SOJ – Sunday, May 21st, we’re going to have a family day event at Bettie Weaver Elementary. Start time is 5pm and we’ll plan to wrap up by 630/7. We’ll have basketball, corn hole, an open playground and maybe a few other games, but best of all, McRib has agreed to rock out on his guitar for us. L.E.G.E.N.D. A number of HIM’s have agreed to bring food and please continue to spread the word this week. M’s and 2.0’s welcome and encouraged to attend. Come meet and celebrate the start of summer. Update: We’re trying to get a head count for Sunday. Please confirm in the comments if you’re planning to come. I’ll probably ask you to bring a dish since it looks like we’re going to have a good turnout. Let’s do this!