Runners are people too AKA worlds worst 5k

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Having earned a first round bye in the 2026 IronPAX challenge, we hit the Timberwolf track on Wednesday. Here is how it went down:

Runners Are People Too

  • Format
    • 45-minute AMRAP
    • Counting the total number of complete 400-meter laps
      • If time stops and you’re in the middle of the lap, it does not count. Whole numbers only.
  • Equipment
    • Standard Coupon
    • 400 meters measured out
  • The Thang
    • Start the timer
    • Run 400 meters
    • After 400 meters, complete
      • 10 Thrusters
      • 10 Bonnie Blairs (right leg-left leg = 1 rep)
      • 10 Jungle Boy Squats
      • 10 Bonnie Blairs (right leg-left leg = 1 rep)
      • 10 Thrusters
    • Continue the pattern until time is called
  • Scoring
    • Count the total number of 400-meter laps in 45 minutes

also we had Nancy, Dumar, and Doozy who represented the tin foil pax and did their own beatdown consisting mostly of a light pole alley. Great work today fellas, on to round 2!

announcement:

9/11 Ruck on Friday at 8pm kicking off from The Alamo.