Tag: TwinTeam

  • Donny’s Lounge

    8 warriors of the gloom met this morning for an extra soggy edition of the Twin Team lounge. Below is more or less what happened. According to the dog walkers and school employees.

    Mosey around school. 

    Warmerama 

    Invisible jump rope

    Ukrainian soldiers 

    Imperial walkers

    Don Quixote

    Are circles 

    Reverse 

    Seal claps

    Overhead claps

    American hammers

    Flutter kicks

    Merkins

    back to the big basketball lot

    Lady of the night style 4 corners

    10 merkins

    20 groiners

    30 squats

    40 SSH

    mosey to the dirt loop and a playground for

    Single quad check 

    1 lap

    Jerkins/pull ups 

    squats

    LBCs

    People’s chair

    Donkey kicks x10

    5 min Mary

    numbers bars announcements. YHC took us out.
    anouncements;

    frozen triangle tomorrow at 6am at Dogpile

    join L Woods March 7 for community 3rd F opportunity

    NMM

    YHC head the new Donny Benét album last week and decided it was the mostly Loungey music ever created. You decide. Promise he’s not a random 80s porn star. As far as I know.

  • Friday the 13th at the TT Lounge

    A 4-top full of studs rocked out at the Lounge for Friday the 13th and we kept it moving to stay warm. No counting (until COT), lots of mumblechatter, corners were covered, laps were moseyed and plenty of Abs work to prepare for Valentine’s day and Spring Break. Then, it was Last Call for coffee to close out the Lounge. Great work men. Happy Friday.

    Numbers, Names, Prayers…

    No More Gumbo For You! – until Dogpile tomorrow if you are up for it…there is no Lounge at Dogpile.

  • Not Suitable for Kids

    6 of the very best RVA can produce descended on the immaculate scenery of Bettie Weaver for the latest escapades of Twin Team Lounge. With the upcoming frozen triangle for some and the workout return after an extended hiatus for others, today offered the perfect tonic of intensity and finely calculated exercises that is required at such an establishment. Here is how things went down.

    Mosey to the bus loop, careful to avoid the icy spots for your typical introductions and disclaimers. Warmups were all lounge style (no numbers required) that included SSH’s, Helis, Jazzercise, lunges, i think some squats, maybe? along with anything else that YHC may be missing.

    Mosey over to the carefully laid out manmaker blocks for a triple check. Timer lunges across the bus circle and back, windshield wiper merkins and LBC’s for those waiting behind. YHC quickly found another block from the carefully stockpiled stack for the next set of exercises.

    Partner up for a Loungy Dora. No counting here. Timer skips across the circle and back. Each person rotates and does 1 set of curls, 2 sets of block pulls, 3 sets of block presses.

    Still time on the clock. 100’s it is. Mosey to the blacktop partially covered in ice. Exercise is called. 1st person to 100ish hollers out and we mosey to the opposite side. Exercises included squats, jazzercise, arm circles, american hammers, maybe urkranian soldiers?

    Mosey back around to the virtual flag for a bit of mary merkins. Numbers, Names, Announcements, Prayers. YHC took us out.

    Announcements: Frozen Triangle

    Prayers: All those participants in the Frozen Triangle.

    NMS: Its been 2 weeks since YHC has posted due to the weather and nursing a bad back. YHC is not the only one on the mend as Rosie and I were both hurt our backs moving large objects to save distressed playboy models. Typical chivalrous tasks for Loungers. Great group of fellas to enjoy the company. Great having Wojo cut through the velvety ropes and join us this morning. Coffee was great as always. Thanks fellas for giving me the opportunity to lead.

  • Loungy stuff in the cold

    20 stupid degrees or 70 and sunny as we like to call it.

    6 bundled up warriors gathered for another addition of the lounge, even Rosie wore his ear warming head band

    Mosey to the turn around for COP – Jazzersize in honor of Nancy Lopez hitting 1,000 posts, lots of stretching in conversation (OYO) and some Merkins, Ukrainian Soldiers

    Mosey to the playground for a triple check – Partner 1, pull ups, Partner 2, Merkins, Partner 3 run across the field and back.

    Mosey to the old basketball court to check out the newly painted Pickle Ball courts, have a discussion on how you can’t hide money. Four corners – Ball Dippers, Jump Squats, WWIIs, American Hammers

    Partner up – Three Pickle Ball courts and 6 Pax. Each group go to their own court. Catch me if you can, Partner 1 – Bear crawl, Partner 2 – Jump squats do this for 1 lap. Lap 2 – Crab Walk and ?, Lap 3 – Lung and Merkins

    Mosey to the bus loop – Triple check Partner 1 wall sits, Partner 2, Merkins of choice and Partner 3 – Run the loop

    Mosey to the front of the school – Triple check Partner 1, Dirty Hookups, Partner 2, Hoe Downs and Partner 3 – 20 SSH Ran out of time

    BTTF

    Numbers / Names Melville took us out (coffee by our barista Last Call)

    NMS: YHC HATES the cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Snuck in 2 miles at lounge

    I role in at 5:25, to see some suspicious men scrambling with a coffee maker and a table. Apparently, we have some trick outlets at Bettie Weaver elementary. Guys began to circle around, 5:30 am, we set off at a gentlemanly pace towards the Blue Ribbon school of Excellence James River...

    For the record, James River received this honor first:

    🏆 Chesterfield County High Schools That Are National Blue Ribbon Schools

    Midlothian High School2019 (National Blue Ribbon School)

    James River High School1999–2000 (School of Excellence designation)

    Cosby High School2015 (National Blue Ribbon School)

    I digress, circle up at the front of the school for various dynamic stretches and made an attempt to avoid a cadence count.

    COP 1 – Touch a tree by the band practice area (near the steel observatory tower). Pax instructed to select a leg exercise below ten reps, run across parking lot and touch tree. Repeato. We did lunges, squats, sumo squats, calf raises, 1 burpee, and some monkey humper.

    COP 2 – Switch to upper body. Gentle mosey to the pull-up/jerkin bars behind the school. Pax did 6 rounds of jerkins/pullups (5 reps each), combined with a short bear crawl uphill towards the loading area (5 pushups at top).

    COP 3 – To the track. Team jog on straights. Core exercises at each curve, followed by skipping the curves. Fan favorite was certainly the glute bridge (APD finishing move).

    Back to flag for a few stretches.

    THANK YOU to Last Call for the coffee. Good convo with the dudes after.

    Announcments:

    1. Frozen Triangle is 2/7/26 – 6 am launch. Get there at 5:30 for some extra miles with Draper (his birthday).
    2. Head to bridge with Pigskin on 1/24/26 – all F’s involved.

    Prayers:

    1. Prayers for OC’s coworker. The poor dude is in the ICU with the flu
    2. Prayers for all the kids (and big kids) going back to school.

    Lounge is always a good time, give it some love sometime!

    Been a minute since I had the Q (No Wood in The Woodshed!!! – F3RVA Archives | F3RVA) anywhere. Great to lead today!

  • The 2026 Lounge is Open

    8 Twin Team regulars gathered for the first Lounge of the year! No DK or coffee in sight, but we had to soldier on. The following is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:

    Started with an indigenous people’s warm-up run: Man in the back does 5 Helicopters, then runs to the front. Switched up to Helicopters, and BOC’s as we made our way to the tennis court.

    Exercise One: 4 Corners (prostitute style) – all Abs edition
    10 WWII Sit-ups, 20 American Hammers, 30 LBC’s, 40 Flutter Kicks.

    Mosey over the bridge to the parking lot for Exercise Two: Mega Man Killers
    Usual Man Killer pattern, but run in between each set. The PAX alternated doing the count, with YHC heroically volunteering for “one.”

    Run around the back side of the complex to BWES for Exercise Three:
    Wall Work.
    Hoedowns, Dirty Hookups, Hip Slappers or Chicken Peckers, run down the hill and back. – Two sets.
    Donkey Kicks, Jumping Wall Slaps, Wallabama Prom Dates, run down the hill and back – Two set.

    Back to the Flag with a minute of Monkey Humpers before time is called.

    COT and YHC took us out

    Final Thoughts: Excellent work by the PAX this morning! The Lounge Review Board was monitoring my every move – but we made it through. Doozy also got his pull up in! Great to see my man RC back out. Mega Man Killers were actually easier than regular Man Killers – go figure.

    SYITG.

  • Slow Roller Coaster

    With just Singer and YHC on the (still in town list) of runners that frequent RR, YHC pre-fired a text with a route that is loved by all. River Downs South up the big hill, loop around the back towards Gumbos old house but turn right early and BTTF. 4.40 by the Garman, Singer turned BTTF at 2 miles which probably gave him 4 +/-

    Numbers / Names YHC took us out

    NMS: There was a day not too long ago that YHC might have been able to catch Singer coming BTTF near JRHS but not having run in a while has taken its toll.

  • Can’t Feel My Legs

    7 Elf impersonators including 1 down ranger arose from their eggnog heavy cocoons to embrace the findings at this holiday version of the Twin Team Lounge. Knees were mostly covered by the Pax but all company was enjoyed. Here is how things went down.

    Mosey to the black top for introductions and disclaimers. Warm up included SSH’s, Helis, Jazzercise, Merkins, Dead Man Hang and a bit of Broga. Mosey over to the play ground for a triple check. Timer runs half the field and returns to find partners doing hanging V ups and Mountain Climbers. Not much time passed so back to the black top for 11’s. Exercises included jump squats and American Hammers. This ate the clock.

    Line up against the wall for Leap Frog Fun. Pax performs Peoples Chair or some opted for Balls to the Wall. Single member bear crawls or lunges across the black top and runs back to the front of the line. Pax caught on after round 1 and decided to adequately space themselves to move this along.

    BTTVF for a bit of plank and additional broga. Numbers, Names, Announcements, Prayers. YHC took us out.

    Announcements: News Years Day Convergence @ DogPile 7 am.

    Rousey is leading a Polar Plunge on Saturday at Reedy Creek. 7 am plunge followed by meat smoking party on site as you warm your bits. Bring your own meats to be enjoyed.

    Naked Moleskin: Great turnout on a post Christmas Beatdown. Good mumblechatter about Holiday festivities and family avoidance. Coffee afterwards is always quality way to catch up with Pax. Great to meet Pad Thai’s, inlaw from Dallas come out along with Dig Dug and Rousey streaking.

    YHC is out of town next Friday so if someone is interested in heading up Twin Team Cafe, I can bring the fixings by sometime during the week.

    Thank you fellas for the opportunity to lead. Always a good time at the Lounge.

  • I was told there would be coffee!!!!!

    4 Regulars, 1 second post and an FNG but NO Last Call which at Twin Team means no coffee.

    5:30 its wet outside but not raining mosey, mosey, mosey to the side cover at JRHS for the COP. PAX was taken here to stay dry but Orange Crush said that was sissy or something like that.

    First event, partner up for a touch a light post. Partner 1 runs to 2 light post while partner 2 does dips, second round is 2 different lights and Incline merkins, third round is 2 different lights and step ups

    To this point still very loungey mosey to the JRHS track

    Four corners on the track first lap is abs – 20 at each stop Scrunchy frogs, American Hammers, LBC’s and something else. Second lap legs – Squats, Walking Lunges, Ball Dippers and Calf Raises. Third Lap Arms/Chest – Merkins, Wide Grip Merkins, Shoulder Taps And Chuck Norris (10) with Diamond (10)

    BTTF for an Ab ring of fire

    Numbers / Names YHC took us out

    NMS: Welcome back to Rousey for his second post and welcome to Dig Dug who came with Rousey. Don’t let the name fool you Dig Dug is a mine engineer and not as old as his namesake although he did say he played Dig Dug one time at his Grandmothers house.

  • Isolation

    Ah, YHC forgets OC’s slogan on the t-shirt, isolation in masturbation perhaps, but not as crude. Where to begin….balls and shaft? I recognize a kinship. Christmas party masturbation unemployment? Let’s start with the lounge, shall we –

    10 regulars joined up for a Lounge-type workout. some might say not full lounge, but YHC felt with the chill in the air, keeping moving would be best. Mosey to bottom Twin Team. Warm ups. Slight jog up the hill, dora back down. Mosey to neighborhood street – Love Hill with lunges. Mosey to bus loop – 1 curb crawl. Mosey to basketball courts – 15 minutes of OC’s flat-ball basketball.

    The lounge mentality was on full display today and it was glorious. Too many laughs to recount. Join us if you can boys, it’s a hoot. Thanks to Last Call for providing refreshments. I’m taking my ball and I’m going home.

    -Singer